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  1. Jas101

    Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks Ris, nice to be back.
  2. Jas101

    Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well, dont let him "pop", just set it to "defrost" and get him out quick if his ears start to wrinkle.
  3. Jas101

    Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YAY NIXY!!!! Please look after him. And remember> if he starts rubbing up against your leg just stick in him a microwave at low power till his eyes start to water!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! Enjoy! Peace & Love, Jas
  4. Jas101

    Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No dude. Not me. On msm im "dogknob".
  5. Jas101

    Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nixy, I think I underestimated the love and devotion you share for little mr funky mousey dude. And since I rarely have time to post here, maybe you should look after him. What d'you say?? you still want the little sod?
  6. Jas101

    Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Someone kidnapped my funky mouse avitar!!!!!!!!!!! I refuse to post anymore untill he's returned. Mod's, Admins, anyone and everyone...... avenge this injustice. No peace & very little love, Jas101
  7. Jas101

    Much awaited and anticipated pics of L.Summerton

    The one who looked like shaggy from scooby doo then? He was a real man-babe.
  8. Jas101

    Much awaited and anticipated pics of L.Summerton

    Looks like a scene from Blair witch project
  9. Jas101

    Math. Ahh!

    You're all wrong. The answer is handbag. Its a starter question so its worth an extra 100 points, triple word, double letter, In the kitchen with the candlestick. With professor mustard waiting out back in a vauxhal viva with the engine running.
  10. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    Please comment on the mouse's belly button. I need some input on it.
  11. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    What do you call a man with fifty rabbits up his bum?? Warren!!! HAAAA HAA HA! I kill me!!!
  12. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    What do you call a man without a shovel on his head? Dougless.
  13. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    WHat do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug.
  14. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    Liking it, liking it.
  15. Jas101

    Internet in a ´meltdown´ (in Europe)

    Nothing wrong here. Same old 60kb I always get. Until or course I get my new 7800kbs line. YES. It does say 7800. Thats seven thousand eight hundered!!!!! Kilobits per secondo. My porn collection will demand exabytes in a matter or hours!! HAAAAA!!! See you all in 56k...
  16. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    My mouse has got a belly button. Not that thats relevant to anything on this earth. I'm going out noew to eat a kebab ( at the "Metin the Turk's" place ) and get kilted on some serious martini's at the brazilian bar. Who cares????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not ME...
  17. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! NO THATS FUNNY!!!!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang...
  18. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs being shagged??? Still no fucking idea.
  19. Jas101

    World´s funniest joke?

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
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