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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?? A cloud.

One for the Brits. Whats the fastest cake in the world??? Scone.

Reagan goes up to Nancy and says "I've got terrible news... I've got Altzheimers disease!" Nancy> "God Ronald, thats awful!" Reagan> " I know!!! And thats not the worst part...... I've got Altzheimers as well!!!"

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What a STUPID phucking thing to say!!!! :cutup:

Would you ask her (or even the other one) if I could have a shag too please? It'll only take a few seconds and she'll hardly feel a thing :D Thanks Har har har!

I love marmite. I have to get it imported from blighty. Anyone who doesnt like it should be shot. Everybody should be made to eat it 5 times a day by law! It changed my life and made me the man I am today. Bear in mind I'm an unpopular, unsucessful loser! :wink2::wink2::wink2:

Opps! Almost forgot. It was a joke so I'd better put some smilies in. :P ;) :) :D :P ;) :) :D :P ;) :) :D :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :P ;) :) :D :P ;) :) :D :P ;) :) :D

Gotcha. Ta mate. Wouldn't want to rub them up the wrong way. Theres more than one candidate who's going to get medievil on my arse if I put a word out of place regarding the "The United States", "The States" or "The US".

Very cool indeed.

Hey krust. I'm hoping "that mouse" doesn't mean me. I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder. :)

They're called "americans" mufu! :D :D :D Only joking!!!! Easy there fellas! Stay calm and I won't get hurt. :P

Where'd you get that ihcra chick picture? It makes me go all wobbly! :P

The last vote was rigged? I demand a re-election. I'd also like to thank the person who doubled my votes last time. Don't know who you are, but you got good taste! :D

Loads of drugs here. Its legal. So is prostitution...... I'm tempted so say "YAY!" but I know I'll get flamed so I wont. :D

WOW! Nice one fury. Thanks

I 've never used a PM system :confuse3: . I dont even know how it works.

Can we set a deadline that co-incides with my logo getting the most votes? Say in about 30 years time?

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