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I loved hydro. Eish, clean for 751 days now :D

Maybe someone should mail me some typing lessons :rolleyes:

I don't think my arse is supposed to itch like this :confused: And I mean the actual cheeck.

Do you want the long or the short answer to that one?

Oh honey, I ain't picky, pass me anyone of them beauties :D

Seriously, flattery will get you everywhere ;)

Oh, I thought it was some sort of chainmail thing that I was being left out of ecause I stink.

That was without a doubt the funniest thing I read today :rofl: :rofl:

Can someone please mail me something, I feel terribly left out & unloved :mope:

They are circling the moon, waiting for an opportunity to fake a landing.

I have been wearing one on my index toe of my right foot since the age of about 11, don't thinkit's come off more than three times. I wear it with open or closed shoes no problem.

So does hydro' weed. Well, we can just pretend it's water anyway.

I must confess, I drink anything in sight really. But my faves are: Red wine (GOOD quality red wine....especially Shiraz and I am soooo loving the unfiltered Cabernets) White wine (a nice good quality dry white, yes please - unfitlered Sauvignon blanc from Fleur du Cap is possibly the...

Ooh, I adore tequila. Even named a cat after it - well a really cheap brand of Tequila anyway 'twas called Aguila. (I miss her, she had real spunk)

I feel all icky now :sick:

Hey Luis, I love you long time......no pass the bottle.

I do not recommend you fart in that one. You will have to heat the fart for about 5 minutes on high. Best just run past it and sprinkle a little pee.

I will kick you repeatedly and superglue your finger to your broken nose :P (And if I weren't such a clever chick I'd probably have fallen for that :rofl: )

Fuck you.

I'll script it for you.