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Some of the parts of that five-minute preview film looked like they were on an xbox.

There's more to this than Ford being the only one of the Big Three that didn't take a bailout. For one thing, Ford took out some mortgages right at the perfect time. Any later and they'd have ended up like GM. Also, notice that revenues were down. That means this profit is because of...

At least the toothbrush makes some sense with all the sugary candy being handed out.

You really think he thought it through that well?

Going Fahrenheit 451 now, are we?

Although I have a few bones to pick with the Mormons right about now, I do need to clarify that this whole thing is the FLDS church, not the regular LDS one.

I think it's area-specific because the lines into your house for U-verse or FiOS are capable of more than regular broadband and you need some heavy-duty bandwidth to be able to have several HDTVs and broadband internet at the same time and have it work acceptably.

ORLY?

I've given up. It's just no use. Another case of spud abuse. What can I say? What can I do? Potato bug has got me too.

Yeah, it is pretty awesome how you turn on the water, wash your hands with soap, and then touch the same handle you touched with your dirty hands. They do make faucets with foot pedals, and they do make faucets that you push to turn on and it shuts off by itself, and they do make faucets with...

Did the sign say "Long-haired freaky people need not apply?"

That's basically what Verizon FiOS and AT&T Uverse TV are. They upgrade the lines to your home and you basically stream the digital TV data through your internet connection. Haven't been in a hurricane but my DirecTV signal has been reliable in all the weather that's been through here since I...

If you can get a line of sight to the DirecTV satellites then it seems like you should be able to get a line of sight to the Dish satellites. Something stinks here.

Hitler gets rickrolled

Dangerous Hurricane Rick still growing off Mexico coast

Spuds:

The average consumer doesn't know what a USB port looks like by now?

Tater salad:

It does remind me a bit of a cancerous tumor being removed only to find the cancer in other parts of the body.