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I thought the USB port was for diagnostic equipment.

I have a dream that one day, potatoes will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

Try selling Dish Network in the middle of one of those price wars.

I implied nothing. I only clarified that the paparazzi pictures showed Maria Shriver holding the phone to her ear.

I will mention that my 86-year-old grandmother has the Dish DVR and can't figure out how she lived 85 or so years without it.

I just checked my DirecTV channel guide. I didn't find Al Jazeera anywhere. I do only have Choice XTRA but also, my channel guide shows a bunch of channels I don't get (and I can't turn that off, annoying). Also, I checked DirecTV's Web site and they don't have Al Jazeera (English or Arabic)...

She was holding the phone to her ear.

He's got big balls and she's got big balls? I'm just itching to tell you about them.

I've been happy with DirecTV. The thing that bugs me about Dish is that if they get in a tiff with a channel provider (example: Viacom) then they yank the channels and tell the customers to blame the channel instead of Dish. Also, if you watch the MLB network, then you don't want to switch...

One nice thing about my phone is it's easy to tell which key my thumb is on by feel so I don't have to take my eyes off the road. :D

And just to clarify, he's talking about the upper head, not the lower one... he's not like a '70s porn star where his cock has sideburns.

That guy sure doesn't look black.

The thing with the no porn/"if it has butt floss it's fine" is because we also had to obey the rules the server provider had or else the site could just disappear with no notice.

How I spent my summer vacation. On the first day of my summer vacation, I woke up. Then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. On the second day of my summer vacation, I woke up. Then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the...

I've been using an LG VX-8300 for a long time now. Everyone I know that has a RAZR hates it.

Think she ever learned the error of her ways?

Actually, TRW had already been denied by Obama's Death Panel long before you even joined. It just took a while to die. Metaphor 2: The sodium silicate had already been poured into the oil pan long before you joined, and it took this long for the clunker to seize up. Either way, here's a ten...

It's a really long way from Bakersfield to Toronto.

Which carrier is the RAZR on? That makes a big difference (Verizon, Sprint, etc. don't use SIM cards). If there's a microSD slot under the battery, you can get one of those and transfer everything from the phone's memory to the microSD card. Also... I know the USB port is a standard five-pin...

Problem is, the busty barista isn't necessarily topless. By choosing the words that were chosen, it's more obvious that the barista got in trouble for going topless.