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This, along with the most fucked-up tax laws, language laws, other bullshit laws, cost-you-more-money-with-no-real-benefit laws, and weather that leaves people with no power at all for THREE WEEKS... I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would voluntarily live in the Montreal area.

Whatever happened to "it takes a village to raise a child"? This man was part of the village and helped raise the child by disciplining it, right?

Did his Trans Sport blow the intake gasket or throw a rod?

Did you tell the van to squeal more? Did you tell it that it has a pretty mouth? Also, I'm pretty sure when a water pump is going out, it doesn't squeal like a loose belt, and if the water pump bearing does seize up (which would cause a lot of squealing and also cost you a lot of horsepower)...

I haven't used cursive in... umm... decades. My signature isn't really "cursive" and is more "curse." I take notes all the time but in print, not cursive... I took some notes in cursive in high school and it was completely illegible. I just plain gave up.

THIS MAN IS A FUCKING HERO

What repair was that? :eek6:

The guy who bought my old Dodge Neon from the lot I traded it in at has a daughter that was on the local high school's swim team last year. I gave him some of the history on the car. Turns out they didn't fix where water and oil were disappearing (but not seeming to leak out and not seeming to...

The article posted said nothing about that, unless there's something you know about Los Robles Hospital that I don't.

Rice went back to his own side, was followed and provoked, so the left is out of control.

Giant budget-busting health care plan in Congress that's trying to be rushed through before anyone can find out what the real consequences are, with taxes raising in 2010 but the reform not starting until 2013 (interestingly enough, after the 2012 elections), so how better to distract people...

So a parent wanting to have some sort of control over what their kids are force-fed in school now equals wanting to keep them dumb. Glad that's settled.

Would the fact that the rape thing is an obvious joke/hoax make any sort of difference?

broads :D

If a church has a helipad, would it be called a heavenipad?

If I hadn't seen the jet-powered loo on facebook already, I'd think it was a porta-potty with a poo cannon.

So what did you buy? Or, what did you think you bought only to find out you bought a box of bricks instead?

To keep the skin tight under your chin so it doesn't droop even though the fat under it is gone... did it do it naturally or is there an exercise you did or a cream you used or something? Also, I bet your bones and joints feel a lot better now with that much less to carry around. I noticed...

Nixy, you brazen hussy! :D

But that would fall under "the balls wearing down." By that, he meant the balls changing slightly, which is what happens if the electrons move. But I would be curious to see if you set up the pool table, machine, etc. up in Canada, then again at the equator, and again in Argentina, if you'd get...