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Yes...it is a rare collectors item so I don't blame you for your envy. But you may find solace in the fact that I grew out of my Ewok costume years ago.

Yeah..I agree not including Canada is a mistake. I mean sure...Kingston is an eye sore from my northern NY border but if it weren't for Canadian's, we wouldn't have Labatt's Blue.

Hey, I'm not insensitive. I cried when Johnny Cash died.

I licked him but I didn't get high...I just got a tongue wart.

It was Darth Vader off the smash hit album "Merry Christmas From The Milenium Falcon"

If Russia asks for it's 8 million back from Iraq .. If I were GW Bush...I'd ask for Russia, France & Germany's percentage of the 10 trillion we spent with the Marshall Plan rebuliding Europe after WWII, first. I couldn't agree more with barring those bastards from making a single red cent...

"Fat" ...There, I said it. Happy Rama Hama Quanza everybody!

Thanks Mr. Queef.

I'd come back as fire And burn all the liars. Leave a blanket of ash on the ground.

Ahh.. I've had days like those as well. Days when you'd be better off as a urinal mint.

I apologize Squiggy. It was wrong of me to say what I said and I'm saying now that I shouldn't have said it. I cannot say enough how sorry I am having said we've had phone sex. That being said. I say, sorry.

We do not ask for your poor or your hungry! We do not want your tired and sick! It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be saught by us! With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not...

If his friends are like mine.. They would've stood over top of him for awhile farting in his face yelling "Get up, pussy" before they realized I was dead.

No..it was a '97 Dodge Neon. Hey, what did you expect on a clowns salary?

Are you sure there isn't a little Samoan in you? Because if you don't I have a friend named "Arpikahu" that could fill you in.

Agreed. ..and don't even get me started on her six toes!

I saw it. It didn't give me a boner but it does make me want to be a better man.

Mom is so easy to get riled up. A hang up from her is not uncommon. We make a game out of trying to bait her into saying the word "aluminum" She cannot say it correctly. She gets irate when we laugh and point at her when she tries.

I swaer to god I'm telling the truth. This is so true that it disturbes me

I think he was waiting on a call from Jesus that day.