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But it's the gods honest truth. So..this weekend my mother calls and tells me my father was in an accident but that he's ok. This is the conversation. Mom: "Your father was in an accident but he's ok" Hoon: "Really? What happened"? Mom: "Well he was driving to hunting camp...and you know...

I'll never forget our first phone sex talk... SQUIGGY:" I want you to take the phone cord". HOON :"Yes" SQUIGGY:"Wrap it around your penis" HOON :"Ok..done" SQUGGY :"Now take a safety pin" HOON :"Got it" SQUIGGY:"Are you hot "? HOON :"Oh yeah" SQUIGGY:"Do you know what...

I'm ashamed to say...yes. He once made me press the receiver against my ctotch while he hummed. It was exhilerating at the time. Now, I cower in shame.

Get in line, momma.

Nope. They're no good. The power company called to explain to me that pennies wrapped in tin foil could in no way be considered a dime. Man, that Squggy is quite the character.

I'll bet it was Squiggy. He's always taking my bills and paying them with checks signed "Georgeous George"

I know he's close. This morning when I came in from letting my dog out.. There was snowman poop on my boots.

Under the bed. If santa thinks I'm waiting for him he'll never come.

Slappin' ho's Breakin' ya nose. I just left ya wife in her panty hoes. Check me out I do my part Got my penis licked By Unclehobart! Werd.

Of all the ways to reply to that post... You chose that?

What's black & white and comes in a small can ?

The Boondock Saints The Dueces

LoL.. The "Fuck! Ass!" guy?

I played that part in slo motion twice. Glorious!

Deja Vu. Oh wait, that's not deja vu... You're always retarded.

Do yourself a favor and rent it. Ya puppy pounders.

Didn't one of us forget to scream out something powerful like, "I never learned to read"! or "I have nowehere else to go"!

Taking over a forum = A joke Being from New York=No joke. You could learn alot from a dummy.

Maybe you're the only one who misunderstood it. My conscienss is clear. Want to hug?

I didn't call you Frankenstein... You said my posts were inane and pointless. I figured saying "Frankenstein never scared me" was as inane and off topic as it gets. You took it personally when it wasn't meant to be. Do you feel stupid now?