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  1. Professur

    Oh god, he's messing with the code again

    That why you couldn't hold that job as cashier at McDonalds ..?
  2. Professur

    Oh god, he's messing with the code again

    I like old and busted. It's what I see in the damn mirror every morning.
  3. Professur

    Oh god, he's messing with the code again

    Well ... you could start by making it look like the old site.
  4. Professur

    Happy Birthday!

    My first flights were on 707's .. using straight turbojet engines instead of the turbofan engines used today. Lots more black smoke and lots more noise ... but I sure liked them.
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    Webcam Chatting

    Nice.
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    The Primaries

    I'll keep saying it .. party voting is the failure of the democratic system. No party can possibly represent, office workers in NYC, farmers in Idaho, and surfers in California ... and yet every party has people running in every area. Doesn't that scream falsity to you?
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    My bra

    yep
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    Webcam Chatting

    Fixed it for ya
  9. Professur

    My bra

    And I'm still waiting for those fucking boobs
  10. Professur

    HOOWEE

    Since last fall chicken was more expensive than pork here. Price is just now settling down some.
  11. Professur

    I'm in pain

    Fast forward a few years ... and these damn things are back in the cupboard again. But ... now it's v2.0 that's taking them as school lunches so there's no chance of them finding their way to my lunchbag
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    For the taste retarded

    Not so pretty a bottle .. but still enough to kill a family http://www.hotsauce.com/16-Million-PURE-Capsaicin-Crystals-1-0ml-p/hsc-16-million-crystals1.0.htm
  13. Professur

    Polarized Sunglasses

    Well Miss .. you've had them long enough ... what's your own judgement?
  14. Professur

    house hunting

    So are you hosting this year or not?
  15. Professur

    Plants in crisis.

    For her birthday .. I gave her 3 grapefruit seedlings I started at work in a pudding cup with damp paper towel. Now, somehow they're 4, and she's potted them.
  16. Professur

    WE'VE GONE GOLD!!!!

    V2.0 has things well in hand. It came out that every boy that's approached her has been told about her psycho dad with his arsenal of weapons. Totally unknowing, I've been feeding this rumour every time I show up to collect her at school driving different cars every time, all with shot exhausts...
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    HOOWEE

    Fired up the grill for some burgers on the weekend .... I really need a good charcoal grill for the city
  18. Professur

    I am...

    lalalalalalalalalala
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    Webcam Chatting

    It's a start
  20. Professur

    Oh.... ClaireBear!?!

    Pandas ... bah. I have no respect for any animal that won't fuck to save it's species
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