I just wanted to say that aside from 4 tomato plants growing in with the front flowers, I don't have a garden at all this year, so I am really enjoying reading and living vicariously through this thread.
I hate that too!
Pertinent to the link at hand, we were down at the fair yesterday, and a vendor had a sign up advertising "yogurt" drinks. We had some fun trying to guess what the "yogurt" was.