I LIKE YOU BECASUE OF YOUR EXCELLENT PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZATION!
I LIKE YOU BECASUE YOU DONT HAVE A SIGNATURE!
I LIKE YOU BECAUSE OF THAT SMILY FACE WITH THA TOUNGE!
I LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU SAID UCB!
I LIKE YOU BECASUE THAT KIDDY CAT IS SO GOSH DARN ADORABLE!
I LIKE YOU BECAUSE...