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    I figured it out

    Fuck you, don't fucking tell me I don't know what failure is, you don't fucking know me so you can't possibly know failure yourself. :cuss:
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    I figured it out

    I'd fail at that so fast I wouldn't even be in there for 25 seconds... Just like I failed at everything else... Xi, OTC, ACT, work, etc. I'm just not cut out to be a regular human being like everyone else finds it so easy to be. I should've become a maggot. Maggots never fail...
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    Why Americans and Brits will always remain worlds apart

    Stick around, you'll learn eventually that that's all you'll get around here. :beerbang:
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    Should Guns be outlawed?

    What you said. Prohibition just encourages the use of whatever is prohibited. That goes for the online world as well as the real world.
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    Why Americans and Brits will always remain worlds apart

    For one thing, Brits drive on the wrong side of the road. :lol:
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    Why Americans and Brits will always remain worlds apart

    Nah, you're more likely to be caught smoking weed because you thought you were supposed to go to school high. :tardbang:
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    I figured it out

    His dad is. How does one know a synagogue when one sees it?
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    How do you pop your bubble wrap?

    Whenever I stomp or jump, I usually scream out in pain, because my right foot never completely healed from injuring it over a year ago. :tardbang:
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    I figured it out

    Krusty the Klown... :tardbang: i don't get out much so i don't have much opportunity to meet any people, let alone jewish people
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    Condoleeza Rice

    You gotta remember... *struggles* ehm... someone help me with this big rock plz? *grunts* ahh, no, lift it UP, UP damnit! *growl* hmm... ahh hell, forget it, it's too big to move. Guess that's why I'm still not out from under it. What was I saying? :tardbang:
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    Burning DVDs with a CDR.

    I don't know what you know that you know. I only know that you know you know that you know. Someday I'll be elite like you guys and be able to know what you know you know. Who's fury? :tardbang:
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    Altron and i talked :)

    Yeah, but whoreable was issued that restraining order in the name of fury. fury's long gone, he won't be coming back. :tardbang:
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    I figured it out

    I'm not really comfortable with the basic tenets of any religion. They're all an organized and widely accepted form of mind control to me. yeah, i know, i hate paranoid people, so what, i hate myself already, so it works out fine in the end
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    Burning DVDs with a CDR.

    I don't know the specifics, only that (from what I hear, of course, I don't download any of them ;)) his encodes are the best... DVD quality and dual audio tracks (listen in english or japanese) w/ subtitles...
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    I figured it out

    I don't know any reverends, ministers, priests, or rabbis. it's no surprise, i do not recognize any religions, so it'd be kind of hard to know any.
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    I figured it out

    What, this?
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    I figured it out

    Church never did me any good... just like school. I always got frustrated because of all the fluff I had to sit through in order to get any beef. like I ever cared about the beef either.. i'm a total failure...
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    I figured it out

    No, that guy can't really freak anyone out, he just makes a weird humming noise and has this one cute little blinking red light that looks like a power LED. Hey, has anyone seen my video camera? I haven't seen it since that nice man in the black suit came to talk to me... what the hell am I...
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    Altron and i talked :)

    Sure. Just remember the 3 foot rule. :tardbang:
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    I figured it out

    He just says in a muffled voice without moving his mouth, "There is no pink rabbit. You are imagining things. Go on about your daily business as if I am not here." and continues to mysteriously look around the room every 5 seconds...
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