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  1. GOD ALMIGHTY

    are we raising stoopid kids?

    Beat them senseless and back with rods :biker:
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    Nothing but a number

    *Q* is the only one almost as old as I. :biker:
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    Is there a santa claus?

    What seems to be the problem Justintime? Don't ye believe in magic? :biker: dumbass nonbelievers[/siz]
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    Cereal is GOD

    WRONG! I am GOD ALMIGHTY. Cereal is a collection of wheat, rice, corn, sugars, dyes, flavorings, et cetera. Do not make ME vaporize you, tarez. *Tapping foot impatiently for an apology for indiscretions.* :biker:
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    Residents Find Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dead Fish

    I hated those fish :biker:
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    Should Creationism be taught in schools?

    I create this beautiful thing called life and all anyone wants to do is find a new way. For the record, I created man in MINE own image. Where does it say what I look like? Not one of you has any clue as to MY image, so quit guessing. :biker:
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    OT Central is a mop

    Is this a mopped slop glop opened pop bought at a shop she-bop cop? Or is it a stopped mop flop? :biker:
  8. GOD ALMIGHTY

    Northern Lights

    Look SB, even I hate the French. Watch it. :biker:
  9. GOD ALMIGHTY

    I quit smoking today...

    Leslie, take a deep breath & go out with your husband. You've watched the Winnie the Pooh movies one time too many. Eyeore:thank's for noticing me :biker:
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    What do you collect?

    Goodness :biker:
  11. GOD ALMIGHTY

    Another BS lawsuit

    I left the great streams and rivers out of that area for a reason. The United States government better not mess with my plan :mad: :biker:
  12. GOD ALMIGHTY

    Gay prom date banned

    There are a few Palestinians & a some Babylonians I could introduce you to. :biker:
  13. GOD ALMIGHTY

    Big brother is now starting...

    Thank you for the laugh StuTheWise :biker:
  14. GOD ALMIGHTY

    Gay prom date banned

    What I said was it's an abomination. Let Me decide who is unfit for eternal salvation if you please. :biker:
  15. GOD ALMIGHTY

    my penis is too big for the general population

    Anyone I choose. :biker:
  16. GOD ALMIGHTY

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    *slaps forehead* Monty Python and the Holy Grail. How could you not recognize a key line in the best movie ever? :biker:
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    Here :biker: Attachment(s): myzip.zip, 9.33kb Click here to download the attachment
  18. GOD ALMIGHTY

    Which Holy Grail character are you?

    I loved Me in that movie. http://people.hws.edu/colleenlogan/mphg.html Attachment(s): blackknight.jpg, 14.28kb
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    No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a :biker: I love that movie. Forgive an old God Nix, for I was only making a joke at your expense. My apologies[/siz]
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