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    The true meaning of Rudolph

    Origanilly, the song "Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer" was written be Gene Autry, a singing cowboy star of the 30's and 40's. The Rudolph song was written in the early 50's by Gene, as was the song "Here come Santa Clause. Gene was a good christian and had wonderful moral standards. He...
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    Scouts...

    "On my honor I will do my best To help the Girl Scouts get undressed"
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    Trick OR Treat

    Nice costumes Mare. Bet you had a good time. I'm jealous
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    Vacuum Sealing!

    Don't want to start an argument with obese, large, fluffy, huge, bodacious, behemuth, or otherwise FAT panjandrums that are lazy, take up too much room and are otherwise gluttonous in all respects.
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    Vacuum Sealing!

    Vacuum sealing sounds like it's far too technical for you'se folks. Your descriptions remind me of a fat lady in a tube top and spandex pants. Kinda like a can of biscuits that popped open.
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    Lets play word association

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    Yet another thing that ain't your fault

    Fat people deserve to be FAT. On rare ocasions there may be a glandular problem, which is rectifiable, however for the majority of big fat asses, it's pure laziness and overeating, especially the wrong things. I have never been Fat and I eat anything I want, including red meat. The secret...
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    Things that make you think of other members

    I have 6 cats. How then should I think of you? A CALECO or maybe a MANCOON. Perhaps a TABBY or a yellow TIGER. I'll bet you're just a plain ALLEY KAT.
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    The fridge is clean

    How do you know when yogurt and cottage cheese goes bad??? Isn't it bad when you buy it???
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    Joke Box

    Ask any New Yorker how to get to Carnegy Hall and the reply will be "practice, practice, practice". Never ask directions in New York ! As I climbed into a cab in New York City, I asked the driver, "Can you tell me how to get to Wall St., or should I go F--k...
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    "good to see you" to just-mets

    Here's one. "How are you doing?" "Not worth a damn, but thanks for asking, you jerk".
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    Funny things people say/do on the phone

    I always have to wear a name tag. Otherwise I wouldn't know who I was.
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    Testicles

    NUMB NUTS !
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    Testicles

    "BALLS" said the queen, "if I had to, I'd be the King". "Not because I had to, but because I had TWO".
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    Whatcha eatin'?

    "You are what you eat" Be careful now !
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    Scooting right out of jail

    Do you realize that lawyers don't practice law these days? They interpret it. (to suit the needs of their cliant) (Anyone remember Clintons indictment?)
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    Sunburnt

    I laid out at the beach once,(a long time ago) and fell asleep while lying on my stomach. Burnt the bottoms of my feet so bad that I couldnt walk for 4 days. Give me the most stupid award.
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    edibile oddities

    Eat Eat Eat. Don't anyone do the horizontal bop anymore?
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    edibile oddities

    They say you are what you eat. Don't forget that I'm the catman.:bgpimp:
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    Do you prune your hairy man-bush?

    Of course ! Have been doing so for 34 years. as for itching, just keep it shaved as I would my face. Promotes better hygene, is more comfortable, also is neater for the peter and sweeter for the eater!!!!
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