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Guess y'all must be members of the polar bear club or sumpin'. In S. Fla I go skinny dipping in my pool daily. If it's nice out, I leave it out...

Do it in a canoe, not a kyack.

Boob size isn't important. More than a mouthful is wasted. Also if I were from Ontario I wouldn't take off my clothes either, BRRRRRRRR !

Thats why I'm going to buy a canoe. Hey tonk, isn't a piroque one of those cajun kyack looking water things? Besides you can't make-out in a kyack.

Kitty followed you to the bathroom thinking he would see another pussy.

It's a sad day when decisions such as this are so importand. I love canoeing and was going to buy one, BUT everyone says that kyacking is the in thing. Decisions, decisions. Think I'll buy a canoe cause if I want to take a girl on a moonlight cruise, I'll only need one canoe, huh? Theres...

I went to see a movie once. Ferget the name of it but I think it starred Linda Lovelace. Maybe someone could help me remember the name of it . I even forgot what it was about.

If I were supposed to wear a bathing suit, I'd have born with one on. Guess everyone is ashamed of their appearance. Or is it maybe that their endowments are rather miniscule.

Lions, tigers, bears, Oh My ! Put down the pepper shaker grandpa, I'm just a stray cat looking for a new milk run.

Don't want to create too many homeless kittens.

Well well, tonk, I probably misled you by saying I was neutered. The truth is that it could probably be best said as "FIXED". Has nothing to do with my (Tom Catting Around), urges or performance. "MEOW THAT"

Hey winky! What's with this nooclear weapon??? Why are you pissed??? I'm just a furry little catman looking for a pussy.

Geez ! I loved the pix of some of y'alls pets. I'm definately an animal lover. Tonksy has some beautiful cats and Mares canine creatures a sweet also. I have six (6) beautiful felines, all were either strays or shelter cats. All are beautiful. Some are calicos, some long hair, some...

You are extending such warm (hot) welcomes to all newbys. Gee thanks. makes me feel all fuzzy inside and out. Hope to have fun with all of you'se. Oh yes, just FYI, I never smoked, drank or chased women until I was 9 years old. Today I don't smoke or drink. Wellll ! two out of three...

Don't have a picture yet, but will send if I get one. Sorry, you'll just have to wait to swoon and grovel !

Thanks to all of you'se for the warm welcome to OTC. Hope to hear from y'all often and we can become friends. Keep up the good work

What's your excuse ?

I've heard said that after reincarnation, one comes back exactly the opposite as they were the first time. Therefore, it's plain to see that I will come back as a HORSES HEAD .

Don't worry Tonksy. I won't peek !

In south Fla. we can do that all the time. Ha Ha. Or go to the beach, but no skinnydipping allowed there. (boo-Hoo Hoo)