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  1. SouthernN'Proud

    How's your garden doing?

    For those of us who raise our own veggies, or at least try to. Beans: F. Maybe 1 in 10 came up. Now 10 of 10 are tilled under to make space for something else. I'll have to grub some off the folks this year. Onions: C. The ones the neighbor's damn dog didn't dig up are doing...
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    We've lost a big'un

    Link :mope:
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    This is only a test

    Gonna be gone this weekend. Going hiking. Major hiking. For the first time since the mohunkin surgery. I ain't sure I can physically do it. I'll know by Sunday though dammit. I keep learning more about the surgery I went through. If what I'm told is accurate, 100 people could have...
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    Happy CMD

    Since I won't be near a puter tomorrow, I'll get this in tonight. June 3 is Confederate Memorial Day. Join me in pausing to pay tribute to the brave men who had the balls to stand up and fight for what they believed in and to defend hearth and home from invasion. Gentlemen, your honor...
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    For the Lone Star Lady of Acceleration

    ...or TRL as some of us know her. :) Wishing you a joyous celebration of the anniversary of your birth, with all related rights priviledges and honors thereunto associated, and all that kind of stuff. Hope you have a great day! :winkkiss:
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    Strange bedfellows

    From yahoo news story I knew there was a reason I liked her...
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    New family member

    *pun only slightly intended* I got me a puppy today. Half boxer, half German Shepherd. Resisting the temptation to refer to him as a German boxer and thus name him Max, we settled on Manson. (Get it? Manson? Family?) I can't wait for some waste of DNA to come up in the yard after...
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    Homecoming Sunday

    Today is Homecoming at my church. For those unfamiliar with the concept, it's a Sunday designated for former members to come back and spend the day. Sometimes these people have moved away, sometimes they've joined another church to be with family members, what have you. Now, we Baptists...
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    Canada's WalMart?

    So nobody can say I made this up or Wow. At least they stepped up and did the right thing. Hopefully the manager got sacked or at least demoted.
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    Create your own last meal

    OK, just for giggles. Say you got convicted of 26 plastic fork murders at an orphanage. Dey gonna fry you in three days. You get one last meal. No cost restrictions, but you have to be able to eat most of it. Also bear in mind that prisons will not allow alcohol with the meal. What ya...
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    Majestyx has aged (gracefully)

    Joyous celebration of the anniversary of your birth, with proper conveyance of all related rights priviledges and benefits associated thereunto, and stuff like that. How's th' world been treatin you lately? :wave2:
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    So you-know-who can't claim I just made this up and such When they catch the perverts who ran this place, may I suggest putting them in the exercise yard with 416 convicted child molesters, then sending the guards on a four hour lunch break?
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    Charge it to Uncle Sam

    So nobody can't claim I just made this up or something, and you know who you are And some of you want to put these morons in charge of healthcare. Idiots.
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    Exponential self-importance

    So nobody can't claim I just made this up and whine about that, and such (you know who you are too) I can solve this problem. I can name this tune in two notes. This'n is easy. Y'see, all you Sanny Fanny nutjobs and mishaps of DNA, they's somethin' y'all need t'git to unnerstandin here...
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    A lottery winner with a little sense I bolded certain parts for comment at end of quote... Good for him. It's people like this, who have worked hard all their life, who deserve to win this money. And praise Jesus, we have a lottery winner who doesn't plan to "keep my day job". I...
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    It's a sorry world, v5794.1

    So y'all can't accuse me of makin this up and such just to further some grand agenda, and stuff Yeah, let's hand out some more rubbers to 5th graders and let em practice puttin em over nanners. Seems to be working fabulously. Better still, let's hold this little slut's head underwater...
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    Worst of the worst

    So y'all won't think I just made this up or something Lemme repeat that one part again, in case your eyes glossed over the first time... IT'S A BOOK!!!! It's not a real dragon! What kind of braindead mental defect are you guys anyway? Good God Almighty. Y'all PC disciples are...
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    King of spam headed to the can

    So y'all won't think I just made this up and such I'm genuinely curious. How does one wake up one morning and decide to become a spammer? Is this something you apply for through a temp agency? Or is it how we can make $200,000 a year on those "work from home and buy a Rolls Royce"...
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    Well honey, you see...

    what happened was... Here's your last chance, dude. Run. Run like the wind. Like the hounds of Hell are on your heels. Cuz any bird who reacts like this is not worth it.
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    Name that boat

    OK, so after eight years of debate, indecision, medical crises, and other sundry delays, I have finally purchased a small fishin boat. Actually, my dad and I went in together on it, but it'll stay at my place mostly. This is a no-frills, simple aluminum fishing boat. 6.5 hp outboard...