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...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. :laugh5: ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. :spank: ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front...

i hate them, i want to see your flesh not your underwear, you should be wearing nothing under your clothes at all..........naughty girl :winkkiss::whip:

fight club - need i say more:licklips::whip: resident evil - shit movie, but the music rocks:winkkiss: cannibal the musical - weird, very weird:cutup:

:banghead::banghead::banghead: she's going to kill me this time for sure:bash: This is the second time I've managed to do this and i don't know how it's even possible. How can i be so stupid! I've just deleted....uh....no lost?....uh.....no misplaced?........yes that sounds better over 200MB of...

i love "armour or god" the way he does the double pump on the chewing gum, and those four bitches from hell he has to fight!!!! the outakes are of course always hilarious as well no guns though :gun6: oh well

WOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! i just got one a few weeks ago and the things you can do with this baby would blow your mind, or land you in jail if anyone saw the pics or movies!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehe :fap::whip::evileek2:

1st name : you're first pets name surname : the street where you first lived Hello there lover, I'm Blackie Bang-a-low, lets have some fun! :fap:

mine........a friend cooked mango stuffed chicken breast for me. i ate it, thought it tasted a bit strange, and spent the next two days in hospital and couldn't eat chicken for 6 months the verdict - giving someone salmonella poisoning really isn't the best way to get laid :sick2: *puke*...

I have no ashtray etiquette and it’s a problem. Everyday I end up with a least 1 pile of skanky butts and ash on my floor, couch, bed or myself. I bought a vacuum cleaner for this purpose, Tiffany. But now Tiffany has turned against me and has joined with the ashtrays in making my life a filthy...