1 Horse Power?

[Jeslek]

Heh

 

[Gonz]

and it's not even a horse

 

[Jeslek]

Yeah, hmm, 1/2 hp? What is the horse-to-donkey exchange rate?

 

[Professur]

Look at the feet, ya retard. It's not a donkey either.

 

[PT]

It's freakin cow, isn't it? How the hell did they train a cow to do that? All I could ever get a cow to learn was to get the fuck out of the stall when I was done milking.

 

[Jeslek]

Oops, I really need to get some sleep.



You milked cows?

 

[Professur]

More oxen are used as draft animals than horses world wide. And for the most part, they're smarter than horses. Farm cows are bred to be docile and dumb.

 

[PT]

I grew up in Iowa, next question?

 

[Professur]

I grew up in Iowa, next question?

How many miles could a swallow carry a coconut?

 

[Jeslek]

How do you steer that thing?

 

[PT]

reigns, same as if it was a horse. Next question?

 

[Professur]

See the rope coming from it's nose? It's attached to it's nose hairs. One little *yank* and it'll go where ever you want.

 

[PT]

How many miles could a swallow carry a coconut?

That depends on if you're talking a regular swallow or the well fed barn swallows.

 

[Professur]

Where would a well fed barn swallow find a coconut to carry?

 

[PT]

Where would a well fed barn swallow find a coconut to carry?

I thought you were supplying the cocunut.

 

[Professur]

Why on earth would I be offering a coconut to a well fed barn swallow?

 

[PT]

So you'd give one to a regular swallow but not a well fed barn swallow?

 

[Professur]

I'd even offer it to a hungry barn swallow.

 

[PT]

I wouldn't. Those hungry barn swallows can be really pissy.

 

[Professur]

They just need to get out more.