Dave
Well-Known Member
just got this e-mail. hadnt heard a few of them.
10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER for 2006
>
> Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
> Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
>which one can die.
> Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
> without an erection, make him a sandwich.
> Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
> for weeks.
> Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one
> tumble down the stairs.
> Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
> hospitals dying of nothing.
> Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism .
> Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
> and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
> Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
> the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
>
> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow
>with mad cow disease is located among the millions of cows in America
>but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
>terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
>Agriculture in charge of immigration.
>
10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER for 2006
>
> Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
> Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
>which one can die.
> Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
> without an erection, make him a sandwich.
> Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
> for weeks.
> Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one
> tumble down the stairs.
> Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
> hospitals dying of nothing.
> Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism .
> Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
> and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
> Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
> the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
>
> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow
>with mad cow disease is located among the millions of cows in America
>but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
>terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
>Agriculture in charge of immigration.
>
