101 Things I've Noticed About Luxembourg

Toolbox™

Active Member
Just had to type this out and let you all know what its like:

1. It's been averaging 10ºC here and I love the cold.
2. It's true... you don't have to shower everyday but I still do!
3. If you jump in front of a car, the drivers slam ob the brakes and let you go by without complaining.
4. I miss Mano.
5. I want to live here or somewhere in Europe.
6. I have walked more in the five days I've been here than I would normally walk in Manila over a course of a year.
7. I know how to take the bus and don't mind one bit.
8. Bars here close at 1:00AM and they really kick you out.
9. 50% of the attractive women here are taller than I am.
10. I don't know how to dress up with warm clothes.
11. I forgot to bring my brown socks and therefore, can't wear my brown shoes.
12. 90% of the cars here are small.
13. Any picture you take outdoors is usually a really good one.
14. I have to learn how to cook.
15. I have to learn how to wash my clothes.
16. I have to learn how to iron my clothes.
17. I have to learn how to speak French.
18. I don't smoke much here but you can smoke everywhere.
19. If I open all the windows in my room, I won't wake up the next day because I'll be frozen!
20. I love this place!
21. I miss my family and friends.
22. Since I've been here, I've met 20 people and they have offered to take me out every night.
23. When you're out and its cold, and the rain starts to come in, it hits you like little needles.
24. I need winter boots.
25. I need a winter jacket.
26. I need an umbrella.
27. No one here dresses up like wanna-be rappers.
28. I still don't wear a shirt at home.
29. I don't think I needed to bring my board-shorts because I doubt I will swim.
30. It costs more than Php. 10.00 to send one SMS locally and close to Php. 50.00 abroad.
31. My feet hurt every time I lay down flat.
32. They hurt even more when I have to walk a lot but am getting used to it.
33. I want to play golf here.
34. Only my very close friends know I've left the Philippines.
35. I don't like my new camera because the flash is always too bright.
36. I have to use a lint-brush constantly because Isabel's cat loves to sleep in my suitcase.
37. I love Isabel's cat and miss mine.
38. I don't get allergies here but my asthma seems to be getting worse.
39. I have 16 packs of cigarettes left before I try and quit smoking, AGAIN!
40. I'm going to Germany on December 6 by train and have a motorcycles to use there.
41. I'm going to ride the Autobahn FOR SURE!
42. Then I'm going to get a fast car and drive it too!
43. There are no cockroaches here!
44. No mosquitoes or flies either.
45. Computers here are far and few and are based on old technology.
46. Everyone speaks English but if I want to get a decent job, I'll need to learn French.
47. It doesn't look like its going to be hard to find a good paying job.
48. I find it hard to have to bring my house keys everywhere I go.
49. I want Mano and Razel here with me.
50. Ina too so Razel can get days off.
51. The internet here is extremely fast... cable gets more than 1MB/Sec.
52. There are heaters everywhere and no air-conditioners.
53. I don't often turn on the heaters but have to in the bathroom.
54. My sleeping shorts are too short to sleep in.
55. I see a at least three Porsche's everyday.
56. I've only seen one American car thus far.
57. I've only seen one Aprilia thus far.
58. Fuel is nearly €1.00/Liter
59. I haven't seen any wildlife except birds.
60. I live right next to a cemetery.
61. I realized my camera is a little too big to carry around.
62. The waitresses at McDonald's are all probably over 40 years old.
63. The navigation systems built into cars are incredible.
64. I don't put ice in any of my drinks and its still cold.
65. I just ran out of my asthma inhaler.
66. I could have brought 30 kilos of drugs with me because no one checked my check-in luggage.
67. I forgot to lock my check-in luggage and lost something.
68. I am disappointed that they weren't showing Aeon Flux on the plane. (http://www.aeonflux.com/)
69. My face is too dry after showering that it feels like paper.
70. A Lamborghini Murcielago is more beautiful up close than in any photograph.
71. I drink so much water here and I don't know why.
72. I just ate an entire pizza to myself.
73. I think I've lost weight.
73. I am completely surrounded by stuffed animals.
74. I like my camera more today than I did yesterday.
75. Inaki Araneta may have gotten me a job. Thank you.
76. I have to use lipstick every day or my lips will fall off.
77. The flight attendant gave it to me on the plane and assured me that I would need it.
78. She was extremely attractive and was probably taller than me.
79. She is Dutch and I forgot her name.
80. I'm going to a traditional Swiss house-warming party on Saturday night.
81. I haven't lost a lighter since I got here.
82. Every taxi is an E-Class Mercedes.
83. There are more Japanese bikes here than European.
84. I'm being bordered by four countries: Belgium, Holland, Germany and France.
85. It'll take me less than 30 minutes by car to get to any country except Holland which is about an hour and a half away.
86. Peter Sellers in real-life was a very rude man.
87. Everyone here has wine for lunch.
88. The streets are never full of people.
89. I've run into a gang in the park and they weren't scary.
90. I realized that the coat Neo wears in the Matrix is really cool and extremely expensive.
91. It is so quiet at night that the ringing in my ears are almost too loud to bare.
92. I shouldn't go to France until all the violence there comes to a stop.
93. I want to see Cherry and her little baby.
94. I should also go to Ibiza while I'm here.
95. I should go to Monaco as well.
96. As soon as I get to Manila, I will enjoy the heat even if I love the cold.
97. Water in restaurants are always served in glass bottles.
98. The people here like to eat raw beef.
99. Schipol airport in Amsterdam from my perspective is as big as The Fort.
100. Every time I exhale through my mouth, mist comes out.
101. If you forget your gloves, your fingers will fall off.
 

Toolbox™

Active Member
102. My really nice phone doesn't work here so now I'm using this shit phone!
103. I'm learning how to dress for Winter and have so many new clothes I feel like a girl.
104. I've finally driven on European roads.
105. And I got myself an OPEL VECTRA!
106. 220KPH on the motorways... EASY!
107. The next car I lease will be a BMW 645i.
108. When you leave your car parked over night, the steering wheel is too cold to hold the next day.
109. I just had to the best restaurant experience in my life.
110. The food was okay but there was a St. Bernard walking around checking in on everybody.
111. Driving on icy roads is so much fun.
112. Massimo Dutti is now a huge part of my vocabulary.
113. So is Zara.
114. I can speak enough French to order food and drinks and in a restaurant.
115. I went into a restaurant today and tried ordering food but apparently, the waiter could only speak German!
116. I was at an incredible club last night where everyone was dancing... it looked like the movies. Loved it!
117. I'm starting to feel the cold... -5C tonight.
118. I have a new record: three different girls bought me drinks last night.
119. I didn't go home with any of them - DAMNIT!
120. Squirrels approach you at the park and ask for food.
121. I'm going to take awesome pictures of a park tomorrow.
122. I've seen every single DVD in Isabel's collection.
123. I'm starting to pack up all of the things Isabel owns because she's moving to a new house soon.
124. I get to keep this flat.
125. I hate Lux television... the only thing I can watch is CNN. I wish I had KTLA. ;)
126. I can't believe that you use coins here to pay for a drink at a bar or club.
127. I have to wear a shirt every day now.
128. I've started putting face cream so my face doesn't crack in half.
129. Everyone here is a really concerned about fuel consumption.
130. In my room, I'm surrounded by plants.
131. I left a bottle of water outside the window overnight and when I woke up this morning to get it, it was frozen.
132. Tonight, I left a bottle of Lipton iced tea out.
133. I miss my son.
132. I miss my friends but am making new ones.
133. Swedish girls are really aggressive.
134. White people can't dance.
135. Here, black people can't dance either.
136. Nestle Crunch is better in Manila then it is here.
137. Toblerone is better here though.
138. I just learned how to use a washing machine.
139. I want to try ironing but don't want to ruin any of my new clothes.
140. I went to a sportsbar where everyone was watching rugby on the TV. They really get into it and actually clap, fight and cheer on their favoured teams.
141. I still don't know the rules of Rugby except that Yellow card means you get a 10 minute suspension.
142. They have really good trance and techno music here. Stuff I've never heard and the Europeans are the best at it.
143. There are so many old people in the streets walking with their canes.
144. If you stop for one in front of your car, it takes them 30 seconds to get across a one lane street.
145. I'm a dick!
146. Yet everyone here thinks I'm a nice guy.
147. I need to get on a motorcycle very soon or I'll forget how to ride one.
148. I saw this girl today who was really pretty but when she smiled, she was missing three or four teeth.
149. I can work on a French Version of Windows XP Professional and don't even need to know what each word means.
150. I have met several Croatians, Romanians, Swedes, French, Italians, Spaniards and Belgians in the 20 days I've been here.
151. I haven't met a single Luxembourg national.
152. I don't think there are any.
153. I live right above a Chinese restaurant so I still here "ching tao tae" everyday.
154. There are no clouds here.
155. I am alone again tonight and want miss holding my son.
156. I will be out of touch for three days when I go to Alsace, France this coming weekend.
157. I will be out of touch for three weeks when I go to Essen, Germany on December 6.
158. You don't have to go around the whole Europe to meet Europeans... just come to Luxembourg.
159. Monkeys are ugly little things.
160. I can't believe I brought so many clothes I'm never going to wear here.
161. I think I'll send it back to Manila.
162. Motorcycles are so cheap over here and I'm really close to buying one.
163. I've been here 20 days and I've only smoked 11 packs of cigarettes.
164. When I finish my 20th pack, I'm going to try and quit smoking, AGAIN!
165. The fan on my laptop of mine is way too loud!
166. I want to throw my laptop against the wall.
167. I hate the standard keyboards here... all the letters are in the wrong places.
168. Auchan is the biggest mall and its a quarter the size of Glorietta.
169. There is way more parking though.
170. I went to a drive through grocery at the basement of Auchan and bought water, coke, iced tea and everything heavy.
171. It is so cold here that I've never put ice in any of my drinks.
172. Thank God movies in the theatre are not dubbed in another language.
173. Everyone who's driven me around, always leaves their car in 1st gear with the clutch depressed throughout the entire stop at a traffic light.
174. There are so many traffic lights here just for people to cross the road.
175. I got lost last night going to a friends house and drove 65 kilometers in the wrong direction.
176. Its going to snow soon because all the cars outside have ice crystals all over them.
177. When I go out, I have to carry so many things that I might be needing a handbag soon.
178. I don't need my own internet connection here because there are so many unsecured WiFi networks I can connect to.
179. Nails and hair grow slower here.
180. Every single toilet I have seen in the entire Luxembourg is made by Villeroy & Boch.
181. The train station is bigger than the airport.
182. The Lux are building a new terminal though and its HUGE!
183. I had to fly 17,941 kilometers to get here.
184. 3,000 kilometers more I could dig a hole in the ground and end up in Manila. Then, Ina could drop Mano to me.
185. Speed limit here is 130KPH on the motorways but everyone is averaging 170KPH.
186. There is no crime here... the cops must be bored.
187. I've only seen them outside bars and issuing parking tickets.
188. Everyone here drinks gas water.
189. Everyone here drinks wine and wants a seller in their basements.
190. I've seen children as young as 5 years old taking the busses on their own.
191. They're all wrapped up with so many layers of clothes, they can barely move.
192. If you stand in the middle of the bus, you have to look where you put your feet because the center of the bus pivots.
193. Each bus is about 20 meters long and uses where wheel steering.
194. All of the buses are automatic transmission.
195. All the privately owned cars have a manual transmission.
196. You have to pay 1 euro an hour to park your car on the street where you live.
197. Not on the weekends though.
198. Toothbrushes here are incredible.
199. I wear gloves now when I walk into town.
200. I refuse to wear a beanie and look like a rapper... I'd rather my ears fall off.
201. I have taken out the trash so many times, I can't remember.
202. There's porn on TV after 1:00AM and it is subscription based.
203. As the days go by, I like this place more and more.
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
In Germany, soft-core porn usually comes on at 2200 on Friday and Saturday nights on over-the-air channels. Belgians make the best beer. The best wines are either Spanish or Italian. The best bread is Spanish, hands down. The best all-around food is Portugese, but be prepared to pack on a lot of weight.
 
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