If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one
year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of sharesin Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a
$214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
