About Those Reindeer

[kat2220]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
You should've known...

ONLY A woman would be able to drag a fat-ass man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. ."

 

[Professur]

This was actually the topic of discussion at our supper table last night. I was asked about how only one of them has a girl's name : Vixen. I had to do some fast thinking. Fortunately, the laughing fits caused when I brought up how Prancer was probably a transexual gave me the time to think.

 

[kat2220]

This was actually the topic of discussion at our supper table last night. I was asked about how only one of them has a girl's name : Vixen. I had to do some fast thinking. Fortunately, the laughing fits caused when I brought up how Prancer was probably a transexual gave me the time to think.

So NOW you can tell them the truth!

 

[Professur]

I was the one telling them that all the venison was doe-meat.