Ain't no way

catocom

catocom

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A customer of mine had contracted for me to come in tomorrow, and do a
server HD replacement for more space.
They just called and said that wouldn't work now, could I come next Sat.
No way in hell. :D I told um I'd come Mon.

My mom has a sign hanging in her shop that I made. It says...
"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"

Words I live by. ;)
 
Oh, I double my rate, and still do my terms.
I'm probably still cheaper than some even then, but around here,
it's like automotive work, you just don't want anyone workin' on your comp.
I've heard endless horror stories from my customers.
 
HomeLAN said:
Yup. Nothing makes me look better than the last goober - who couldn't fix it.
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Espescially when it's something obscure, that you know. And it takes you half a minute. Then you ham it up and go for the Oscar.
 
Steve, remember the sign I used to have on my door?

Knock softly
Enter
Kneel
Speaking softly, ask your favor
Eye contact forbidden
 
Yeah, that went over like gangbusters with the sales pukes. More than one of 'em secretly (or not so secretly) wanted you reprimanded.
 
I can probably guess those that wanted me reprimanded ... scott, bob, tom, wendy.

It would shock me to hear that derek, tony, or todd would care since they actually were relatively funny natured people.
 
Scott and Bob, eh? .. How many times have I found their fingerprints on the knife in my back?... let me count the ways.

No love lost there.
 
Professur said:
At least it wasn't Neil and Bob.
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No need since their middle names are apt enough.

Scott 'wont hire or promote anyone that isnt a college frat buddy and doesn't lick the crack of my ass and call it Christmas pie' (last name left out because i don't want to say it as it might ruin my day)

and

Bob 'I'm a moron but I polished enough managerial phalli that I'm bulletproof through the middle management promotions' (thankfully has forgotten his last name after six years)
 
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