America could be great again.
Hey sorry 'bout dat
Put me at the top of the list for a government elected in 2012 that
came out and yelled the following.
We are phasing out social security and Medicare in five years.
The EPA has been abolished cheap energy for all!
The NEA has been outlawed, we are immediately privatizing all education
in this country We've amended the Constitution to make it
illegal for the government to be in the business of indoctrinating
American students.
We will lower taxes AND pay down our public debt to Zero
in 60 months and we don't care if people starve in the streets
or riot, we will fork over 12 trillion dollars, wait who are we gonna give
this money too anyway?
We are recalling every American service person from foreign soil.
Only the Navy will be allowed to venture out into the world but
with the soon to be dwindling friendly foreign ports available, it
won’t have much to do. We do reserve the right of nuclear first
strike on anyone anytime just for shits and giggles.
Lastly, 92% of all laws are hereby rescinded, let the party begin
got me a rock and roll band it’s a free for all!