Allah, light my way

[Gonz]

*too many possible one liners-couldn't decide on which one*

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Reuters

 

[chcr]

How do you sleep through insertion????

 

[rrfield]

Well, it was in prision - maybe he was used to it, thought "if I ignore them they will get bored and go away". Like last nights South Park re-run.

 

[2minkey]

holy shit they musta used a lot of ether on that guy.

 

[Inkara1]

Maybe he said, "I wish I could lighten my ass up just a little bit," and someone took him a bit too literally.

 

[freako104]

Maybe he said, "I wish I could lighten my ass up just a little bit," and someone took him a bit too literally.

 

[Leslie]

It seems rather high up to be felt, doesn't it?
Maybe I just am not a good Xray interpreter. But I think I'm just not believing the whole slept through it no idea what happened thing.

I don't understand the lightbulb phenomenon. Is there not something lightbulb shaped that's solid and not glass?