ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!

[Leslie]

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[unclehobart]

I like puppies.


Do you like puppies?

 

[ResearchMonkey]

I like puppies, dogs are way too tough and stringy

 

[unclehobart]

You have to hang them up for a day first to tenderize... just like a phesant.

 

[abooja]

Freaks.

 

[A.B.Normal]

 

[chcr]

Ran out of food today
Still somehow I made my way
Shufflin' down the street
No little fellow at my feet.

Ate my dog today

Lookin' back with much regret
Think I liked him better as a pet.

I got them "dog gone" blues
Now he's in heaven chewin' shoes
He was my cat's meow
Till he became "puppy chow."

All the lyrics I could remember on short notice.

There is quite simply a song about vrtually everything.

 

[Gonz]

My homework ate my dog.

 

[Inkara1]

Out on the street on a sunny day
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
The feeling in my bones says I'll have my way
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
'Cuz I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
Oh, ain't it good when things are going your way, hey hey

My little dog Spot got hit by a car
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
I put his guts in a box and put him in a drawer
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
'Cuz I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
Ain't it good when things are going your way, hey hey

I forgot all about it for a month and a half
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
I looked in the drawer and started to laugh
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
'Cuz I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
I'm a happy boy (happy boy)
Ain't it good when things are going your way, hey hey

 

[chcr]

Don't you mean "aboot?"

 

[freako104]

Freaks.

dont you affiliate me with them damnit!!!

 

[Winky]

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[freako104]

 

[tank girl]

what the?...there is absolutely nothing here for me to rant about and hijack the thread on...

 

[BeardofPants]

Can't have that now...

Snotty knowitall undergrads suck.

/me remembers when she was one.

 

[Winky]

Beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

Yeah, I've got one of those pesky know-it-all undergrad
(college prep school) kids living with me now.

I still win all the arguments but since he's been diagnosed with
a 170+ IQ and a 99.5% in the nation SAT score
it isn't worth the effort ehn-knee-more!

Ah this summer's going to be the empty nest syndrome, can't wait!

 

[Inkara1]

Should I tell you about Home Depot lines of credit? After all, nothing subdues "empty nest" syndrome quite like a hot tub and sunroom where the kid's room used to be.

 

[Winky]

Ooooohh yeah I'm gonna have to check into that!