Anybody wanna see a pregnant lady?

[MitchSchaft]

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[Jeslek]

Way to go Mitch!! Nice gal you got there. Remember to post pictures of the little one

 

[unclehobart]

Did she wet herself? .. or just get too close to the sink when scrubbing your dishes you evil man... letting your pregnant wife slave away like that when you surf online and alphabetize your smut collection?

 

[MitchSchaft]

3 more weeks.

 

[kuulani]

*remembering those days*
Is it hot where you are? It's hot here ... *remembering that very hot last trimester*

 

[MitchSchaft]

LOL! Those are stretch pants, man. The front of the jeans are elastic stuff.

 

[kuulani]

wet herself? i think that's just the stretchy material of her pregnant pants.

 

[unclehobart]

Ive never seen such a thing. I figure that there would be a visible break line between the 2 fabrics.

 

[Nixy]

and after the baby's born they're great for shoplifting melons! Or for wearing when you want to eat a whole turkey!!!

(these ideas are from the show "Friends btw, they are not my own)

 

[unclehobart]

Is there any reason why they couldnt make the 2 fabrics within 15 shades of each other?

 

[Gonz]

has she begun throwing knives & other kitchen gadgets at you yet? mumbling some obscene shit like "this is all your fault you..."

 

[MitchSchaft]

she hit me in the head yesterday cause she was cranky .

 

[unclehobart]

Just tell her thats shes twice as fat as her mom and doesnt screw half as well... that should settle her down.

 

[Jeslek]

Just tell her thats shes twice as fat as her mom and doesnt screw half as well... that should settle her down.

You aren't married are you?

 

[Ardsgaine]

she hit me in the head yesterday cause she was cranky .

Does she know yet that you've posted a picture of her pregnant belly on the internet for the entire world to ogle?

 

[unclehobart]

I think thats obvious.

 

[MitchSchaft]

"this is all your fault you..."

That's a daily occurence .

 

[unclehobart]

just snap your fingers and point to the kitchen. 'wenchlet ... make me a sammich!'

 

[Ardsgaine]

Although it may seem like a humorous idea, never, ever sing (to the tune of Love Shack):

I've got me a wife,
She's as big as a whale,
And she's about to set sail...

Apparently, it's not nearly as funny as one would think.

 

[Gonz]

my picture of unclehobarts personal life just became much clearer

Mitch, btw



DUCK!!!!