APPLE NEWS RELEASE

[ResearchMonkey]

APPLE NEWS RELEASE

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size..

This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

-From an Email from my wife'

 

[unclehobart]

Can you use that hundred dollah IPhone rebate on those puppies?

 

[Gonz]

wimmins talk?

 

[Gato_Solo]

wimmins talk?

Sometimes...if only to let you know that you're almost out of beer, and to ask which brands you want as a replacement if your favorite is out of stock...

 

[Huge]

 

[Luis G]