Are they black?

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A.B.Normal

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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles
black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only
here to wash your hands and feet"

He struggles again to ask, nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and say's, "there's nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "that was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?"
 
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette with a satisfied grin on its face. The egg, in a rather pissed-off tone, says, "well, I guess now we know the answer to THAT question."
 
Oh yeah :retard: I just got it :blush:

THAT question (which came first the chicken or the egg?)

Obviouslt the Chicken CAME first

:rofl: :lol: :rofl:
 
I can't believe I had to explain that joke. In fact I can't believe it took me so long to get it.

Never mind Luis, we got there in the end.
 
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