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Gonz

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The point of this story is beyond my comprehension..."I hate carnivores & omnivores so, in protest I'll have myeslf cooked med-rare"...:shrug:

By Francois Murphy

LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals.
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For the brave
 
You're at the top of the food chain you stupid bitch, deal with it. Okay, near the top. :D
 
No no... just a crossed up joke. The Canadian dollar coin is known as the Loony becuse it has a Loon on the backside. Its the universal equivalent of calling a US dollar a buck, or greenback.
 
unclehobart said:
No no... just a crossed up joke. The Canadian dollar coin is known as the Loony becuse it has a Loon on the backside. Its the universal equivalent of calling a US dollar a buck, or greenback.
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Aah, now I see what you mean. :D

Got nothing against Canada, in fact I hope to take a holiday in Canada in the next couple of years and if I like it try and get permanent residency.
 
How Zit Goan, Eh? (how are you)

You gotta take the basketweave (hwy 401) through hogtown (Toronto) to pick up some five point oh 2,4 uh blue (5% minimum Labatts) before we see the Leafs (hockey). With Oat a Doat. (without a doubt)
 
Pool... learn all of this and you will be set:

40 SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN:

1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette,
I just spilled my poutine"
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
8. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
9. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
10. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba,
it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars
and no Americans.
11. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government
to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
12. You're not sure if the leader of your nation
has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
14. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
15. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
16. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
17. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
18. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
19. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
20. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
21. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
22. You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
23. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
24. You participated in "Participaction".
25. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale,
"What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister
is good enough for me".
26. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
27. Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world,
you don't possess a Canadian passport.
28. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill
in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
29. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize"
and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education
in bilingual cereal packaging.
30. You are excited whenever an American television
show mentions Canada.
31. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
32. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon,
Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
33. You can eat more than one maple sugar
candy without feeling nauseous.
34. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
35. You know what a toque is.
36. You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
37. You admit Rich Little is Canadian and
you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
38. You know Toronto is not a province.
39. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
40. Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of
your favourite food groups.
 
Ummm...I know most of those. :eek: :D

I'm missing 17, 24, 28, 35, 36 (although I have Strange Brew on tape somewhere), 39, and 40 (no back bacon sold anywhere near SC, and I hate Kraft Dinner)
 
In the interest of education. :D

The legend goes like this: Sometime around the turn of the century, Peter Lymburner Robertson was setting up a street booth from which he planned to sell tools, when the slot-headed screwdriver he was using slipped out of the screw head and slashed open his hand. "There must be a better way," he mumbled to himself before vowing then and there, the story goes, to create the ultimate driver.
Okay, okay, the tale may sound a little corny, but P. L. Robertson did indeed patent his square-headed driver and screw system in 1908. And not long after, the Fisher Body Company (famous for constructing the Ford Model T) decided to use his invention in its production line. The rest, as they say, is history.
Robertson's colour-coded screwdrivers—green, red and black from smallest to largest-and square-headed screws have grown to dominate the Canadian fastening market: Fully 85% of the screws sold in Canada use the Robertson head. And after a mere 90 years of production, our American cousins are finally keying onto the fact that Robertson indeed created a better driver. About 10% of the screws sold in the U.S. are Robertson and This Old House and New Yankee Workshop guru Norm Abram suggests they could dominate the industry in 15 years.
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I kinda think you'd better hope Leslie doesn't see this, eh?
 
It turns out that my universal kit has three Robertson heads. I've never run across a single Robertson screw in my part of the world.
 
unclehobart said:
It turns out that my universal kit has three Robertson heads. I've never run across a single Robertson screw in my part of the world.
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Oh, heck, I use 'em all the time. My 18V Makita drill/driver tends to round out phillps and screw up the straights. It just twists the heads off the robertsons. :D Seriously, though, if you ever do any decking or framing, they beat everything else all hollow.
 
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