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Never marry a pron princess. They want more than they give.

THE McCARTNEY divorce is going to be the most bitter high-profile split since Charles and Diana’s ten years ago.


Heather Mills, dubbed Lady Mucca after The Sun exposed her porno past, has hired the same lawyers used by the late Princess as she battles Macca for his millions.

Although she once claimed she had no interest in the former Beatle’s £800million fortune, ex-hooker Heather went to see top divorce firm Mishcon de Reya this week.

The Monday meeting she had with SIX of their top legal eagles went on for FIVE HOURS.
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Sun, the rumor rag
 
No no no... marrying a pr0n princess is totally fine. It's marrying a pr0n princess WITHOUT A PRE-NUP that's certain doom.
 
Hey... hey... think he figures Heather's got the same chance as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest? :D

Lord, I apologize for that...
 
Funny how you guys clammer to watch porn but have such disrespect for the woman that make it.
 
tonksy said:
Funny how you guys clammer to watch porn but have such disrespect for the woman that make it.
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I enjoy watching car crashes on Nascar too. Doesn't mean I want to experience one.
 
See, it would be funnier if you clapped one foot... with Heather Mills being the one-legged person in the ass-kicking contest and all...
 
How would it be fucking them? One with its cock, two with its hands (two in the pink, one in the stink) and one with a big toe while it kicks my ass with the other foot?
 
tonksy said:
Funny how you guys clammer to watch porn but have such disrespect for the woman that make it.
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Men are visual. After we're done, it's disgusting to watch some skank take 3 cocks up the ole bunghole while masturbating to Whip It by Devo. Hell, it's disgusting beforehand but we're horny & don't care.
 
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