alex
Well-Known Member
Dan and his wife were working in their garden over
the weekend when Dan looks over at his wife and
says: "Your butt is getting big - I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measures the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her
husband.
Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. (( Duh! ))
She answers: "Did you really think I was going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
the weekend when Dan looks over at his wife and
says: "Your butt is getting big - I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measures the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her
husband.
Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. (( Duh! ))
She answers: "Did you really think I was going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
@Inky.
