Aunty Em
Well-Known Member
Bomb Iraq - The UK Version
Tony Blair is in a muddle, bomb Iraq,
He’s got problems by the dozen, bomb Iraq,
If there is political profit
And it takes our wee minds off it
We’ll support the USA and bomb Iraq.
Abu Hamza’s on the fiddle, bomb Iraq,
David Blunket’s in a diddle, bomb Iraq,
It’s £9000 a week
For an asylum seekers keep,
Oakington’s a farce, let’s bomb Iraq.
Housing markets overheating, bomb Iraq,
Very soon to be deflating, bomb Iraq,
While the bank seeks repossession
Let’s all cheer for low inflation,
Keep spending on the cards and bomb Iraq.
College fees are tripling, bomb Iraq,
Daddy finds it crippling? Bomb Iraq,
With £15,000 of debt,
Hanging round your neck
If you’re poor you’re fucked, so bomb Iraq.
The firemen are striking, bomb Iraq,
Our pensions are in crisis, bomb Iraq
With our crappy transport systems
Even terrorists need assistance,
So what's the best solution? BOMB IRAQ!
...and no I won't apologise for any of it.
Tony Blair is in a muddle, bomb Iraq,
He’s got problems by the dozen, bomb Iraq,
If there is political profit
And it takes our wee minds off it
We’ll support the USA and bomb Iraq.
Abu Hamza’s on the fiddle, bomb Iraq,
David Blunket’s in a diddle, bomb Iraq,
It’s £9000 a week
For an asylum seekers keep,
Oakington’s a farce, let’s bomb Iraq.
Housing markets overheating, bomb Iraq,
Very soon to be deflating, bomb Iraq,
While the bank seeks repossession
Let’s all cheer for low inflation,
Keep spending on the cards and bomb Iraq.
College fees are tripling, bomb Iraq,
Daddy finds it crippling? Bomb Iraq,
With £15,000 of debt,
Hanging round your neck
If you’re poor you’re fucked, so bomb Iraq.
The firemen are striking, bomb Iraq,
Our pensions are in crisis, bomb Iraq
With our crappy transport systems
Even terrorists need assistance,
So what's the best solution? BOMB IRAQ!
...and no I won't apologise for any of it.
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