Book suggestion for Pedantic Man

[Leslie]

Non Campus Mentis - a horrifically hilarious compendium of actual North American college student essays.

From the Back Cover
Mangled Moments of Western Civilization from Term Papers & Blue Book Exams

Did You Know:

• Cesar was assassinated on the Yikes of March when he is reported to have said, "Me too, Brutus!"
• Stalin, Roosevelt, Churchill, and Truman were known as the "Big Three"
• Rasputin was a pheasant by birth
• Judyism had one big God named Yahoo
• Westward expansion ended at Custard's Last Stand
• Marie Curie won the Noel Prize for inventing the radiator
• The Civil Rights movement turned the corner with Martin Luther Junior's famous "If I Had a Hammer" speech

I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants!! A+++++!!!11!

 

[chcr]

Rasputin was a pheasant by birth

And his plumage was just lovely.

 

[Leslie]

There is so much comedy gold in here.

Frederick the Great, who is credited personally with increasing the population of Prussia by almost a third during his lifetime.

Cortez was leader of a little group of torriadors who subdued the inhabitants of New Mexico with great ease. Small box, which they brought with them, was killing the natives at a very quick rate. This bothered the Spanish little, for as Catholics they did not believe in God.

Canada became an anarchy in 1867.

 

[Luis G]

 

[chcr]

Canada became an anarchy in 1867.

That one has a nodding acquaintance with reality, at least.

 

[Luis G]

and Hitler, who "shot himself in the bonker."

 

[Gonz]

"the assignation of Archduke Ferdman gave sweet relief to mounting tensions,"

Strangely, there would be truth in that foolishness. I don't belive the writer meant 30 years later.