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LastLegionary said:
fury said:
OK damnit, I admit it! I wank three times a day! Is that so wrong? *sobs* :crying3:
Only 3? And you're 18 or something? :eek:

17, the rest of the day he's knee deep in php. I think it's a drug or something.
 
Dude a friend of mine jerked off nine times in a row once. That even beat my record. Not that i ever had the desire to go that many times in a row, He was even featured in seventeen magazine when we were in high school.(not for jerking off though)
 
I think my record is like 4. It just gets raw after that. :shrug:

Oh yeah, to your friend, :worship:
 
Only tried phone sex once. Ran up a $200 dollar bill in one afternoon. After that I figured a hooker would probably be cheaper and better. But no, I've never had a hooker.
 
$200? That's it?

I think I have about $450 worth of phone sex0r to my name. Glad she paid for it all, cause I wouldn't give her the time of day now, let alone the satisfaction of having had free phone sex0r :headbang:
 
PuterTutor said:
Only tried phone sex once. Ran up a $200 dollar bill in one afternoon. After that I figured a hooker would probably be cheaper and better. But no, I've never had a hooker.
Never had phone sex, never had a hooker. Hm... sounds rather expensive.
 
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