Canada... you win this round

[unclehobart]

Man who had sex with underwear-clad dogs forced to flee

A man has been forced to flee his Canadian home after having sex with two dogs he dressed in women's underwear.

The man, who cannot be identified, has moved from British Columbia to Winnipeg where he's being watched by a police sex-crime unit.

Both dogs were found dead and wearing bra and panties. One was found in a garage, hanging from the rafters, the other in a ditch near the man's home.

DNA was used to convict the man, who is half-way through a three-year probation order for bestiality. He moved over fears for his safety from the public.

The Winnipeg Sun reports authorities in Winnipeg were alerted to the man's presence by a parole board.

An unnamed officer said: "He feared for his safety and got permission to move here and we're stuck with the sick bastard."

Staff Sgt Boyd Campbell, of the sex-crimes unit, said his greatest concern is the possibility "this is an escalating offence. Hopefully we are wrong but there is enough concern."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_629979.html?menu=news.weirdworld.strangecrime

It warrants at least an 8 out of 10 for sheer style.

 

[Leslie]

OMFG

and we're stuck with the sick bastard

ROFLMAO

 

[A.B.Normal]

I thought sbcanada was from Alberta though?

 

[Leslie]

 

[nalani]

*LMAO*




I wonder what makes people do that? I mean .. that's just gross ... if you're that hard up for sex, get a hooker .. dang ..

 

[Nixy]

#1) That is So disgusting!

#2) I feel SO sorry for those poor dogs! That is SO cruel!

 

[Q]

Why the fuck would he kill the dogs? Was he afraid they'd tell?? :mad2:

 

[Leslie]

I missed that when I read it before. I can't think why he'd do that.

 

[nalani]

omg ... I don't mean this to be phunny .. honest ...

but did he literally screw them to death?

 

[unclehobart]

I figure it was more likely dehydration or asphyxia. a momentary 'power' surge was probably half the thrill.

 

[Professur]

He's a sick fuck. What more reason does he need?

 

[sbcanada]

I thought sbcanada was from Alberta though?

I am from Alberta... the sickos are all from B.C. and Newfoundland.

 

[MuFu]

I thought sbcanada was from Alberta though?

I am from Alberta... the sickos are all from B.C. and Newfoundland.

In B.C. it's a different KIND of "sick" though, dude. :dj:

 

[Nixy]

I thought sbcanada was from Alberta though?

I am from Alberta... the sickos are all from B.C. and Newfoundland.

People from Newfoundland are good people! I am from Newfoundland infact!

 

[Professur]

*shakes head*

 

[MuFu]

I thought sbcanada was from Alberta though?

I am from Alberta... the sickos are all from B.C. and Newfoundland.

People from Newfoundland are good people! I am from Newfoundland infact!

Well what's with your avatar then? To me that says "BLARGALARGHGABABLSYSFKSJFKAJKUUHUARGGHHH!!!!". Obviously some kind of mental sickness going on there.

 

[Nixy]

I couldn't find anything else. I have some pretty spinning stars at home on my computer and I will probably change it to those but that will have to wait til I go home.

 

[MuFu]

 

[ris]

man, nixy having that av is damn confusing, i keep thinking it's jas101

 

[Nixy]

Yeah, I thought someone else had this one but I wasn't sure. I will change it tonight.