childrens books that didn't make it...

[breaky]

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Bruce
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the Rotweilers
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
24. Used Toilet Paper and Your Babysitter
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

i know some are of pretty bad taste but it got me giggling

 

[Kawaii]

Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

 

[BeardofPants]

I remember a book in the library called, "I like bottoms."

 

[Sharky]

those look vaguely familiar . . .

 

[AlphaTroll]

those look vaguely familiar . . .

What, the books, the titles or BoP's bottom?

 

[BeardofPants]

... BoP's bottom?

How did that get out?

 

[Sharky]

What, the books, the titles or BoP's bottom?

Yup.

 

[AlphaTroll]

How did that get out?

Well, what did you expect? You're the one who plastered it all over the net!!!! Told you it was a scanner, not a copier

 

[Mirlyn]

those look vaguely familiar . . .

I thought the same....maybe Fark or SA? I'm thinking its SA...

 

[Oz]

That's a great list........fairly brightened me afternoon

 

[tonksy]

there is a series of books put out by discovery called:

everybody poops.
the holes in our nose.
the gas we pass.

they are designed to combat the giggles associated with these topics....but they don't work!

 

[freako104]

good list there

 

[SexyBoo]

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will - (so sad it is funny)

 

[Mirlyn]

there is a series of books put out by discovery called:

everybody poops.
the holes in our nose.
the gas we pass.

they are designed to combat the giggles associated with these topics....but they don't work!

I got my Uncle those for christmas a few years ago as a part of a joke.

 

[Gato_Solo]

You forgot Curious George and the High Voltage Electric Fence...

 

[Inkara1]

How about Curious George Visits the Alligator Farm in St. Augustine, Fla.?

 

[Urlysis]

Here's an older one.

How about Mr ED in the glue factory.