Chimps, dumber than kids, smarter than researchers

[Gonz]

Whatever will PETA do?

IN another case of researchers reporting the bleeding obvious, European scientists have found that children are smarter than chimpanzees.

A unique study comparing the abilities of human toddlers to chimpanzees and orang-utans found that two-year-old children have social learning skills superior to the apes, the researchers said.

Source

Might as well add another duh study to it

WASHINGTON (AP) — Science is confirming what most women know: When given the choice for a mate, men go for good looks.

"Just because people say they're looking for a particular set of characteristics in a mate, someone like themselves, doesn't mean that is what they'll end up choosing," Peter M. Todd, of the cognitive science program at Indiana University, Bloomington, said in a telephone interview.

Cute babes better than ugly chicks

Where do I get some of this grant money?

 

[Luis G]

I wonder if apes are smarter than peta members?

 

[OldHippie]

Amoebas are smarter than PETA members.

 

[Gonz]

more evolved too