Christmas crap

[Professur]

I figure we may as well pile it all up in one spot. So here it is.



Leroy the Red Recked Reindeer with musical accompanyment.

 

[chcr]

I was kinda hoping for pics of red and green excrement.

 

[Professur]

You were hoping for pics of excrement??

 

[Leslie]

My kids have picked up some altered tunes that I haven't heard before and won't let them sing. If they by chance do and I don't bitchslap 'em for being rude, I'll post the lyrics.

 

[HomeLAN]

I was kinda hoping for pics of red and green excrement.

Eat an entire box of Trix ™ cereal.
Grab your digital camera.
Go into the bathroom.
Wait.

 

[PT]

Merry Fucking Christmas from South Park.

 

[tonksy]

Eat an entire box of Trix ™ cereal.
Grab your digital camera.
Go into the bathroom.
Wait.

crayola's will work too.

 

[chcr]

Eat an entire box of Trix ™ cereal.
Grab your digital camera.
Go into the bathroom.
Wait.

Dry or with milk?

 

[HomeLAN]

Dry. Holds the color better.

 

[unclehobart]

Nah. Just drink half a gallon of grape juice while having a bad hemmorrhoid day. That would give you plenty of red and green poo.

 

[Inkara1]

 

[BeardofPants]

Wow Hobart, you just made Inky sick.

 

[Dweeb]

LMAO. XD
The Trix thing might actually work. ;x

 

[unclehobart]

Wow Hobart, you just made Inky sick.

I do have my moments...er... movements.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I figure we may as well pile it all up in one spot. So here it is.



Leroy the Red Recked Reindeer with musical accompanyment.

Site temporarily disabled....wonder who started bitching?

 

[Professur]

Works for me.

 

[PrincessLissa]

I can't see it.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Wiped out here, too. Must be a copyright thing...Damned you Copyright lawyers...

 

[Professur]

You've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told
You may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothing yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget



Rudolph was under the weather
He had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks
He said "Santa's really countin' on me
And I hate to pass the buck"
Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way"
And he jumped in his pickup truck



When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed
They'd never seen a deer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat
But Santa steped in and said "Just calm down"
Cause we've all got a job to do
And like it or not, Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you"




And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the way
He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night



Before that night was over
Leroy had changed their tune
He had'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof
By the light of the neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie flag
He was havin' the time of his life.
And you could hear him call
"Merry Christmas to ya'll
And to all of ya'll a goodnight"





And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the way
He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night



He mixed jingle bells with rebel yell
And made history that night

Sans music.