CONTEST, whoreable style

[PT]

After looking through the usual quote sites, I just can't find anything that really stands out that I want to use for my sig. Seeing as how whoreables contest seemed to work rather well, although I was summarily removed from his sig earlier today, I thought I would give it a try.

Only a couple rules. You may not use the letter 'e', and it must be a complete sentence, no fewer than 8 words.

 

[whoreable]

Your contst sucks big old fat donky dick.

 

[PT]

You're in the lead so far!!!!!

 

[unclehobart]

hi, yall out in gods rocky potato country.

 

[PT]

And Unc takes the lead.

 

[unclehobart]

That is no country for old folk. But young
Go arm in arm, and birds on high,
---That dying dynasty---still hard at song,
And salmon-falls, and tuna schooling by,
Fish, fauna, fowl, applaud all warm day long
What was an ovum, now was born, and ... I
Caught in that sultry music fail to find
Signals of an always youthful mind.

 

[unclehobart]

A fading man is but a paltry thing,
A torn up coat upon a stick, if no
Soul clap its hands and sing, and loudly sing
For all that's torn about its mortal cloak
Nor is its singing school but studying
Glorious ruins of a past to gloat;
So now I also sail our world and run
To this holy city of Byzantium.

 

[unclehobart]

O wisdom standing in God's holy glow
As in this gold mosaic of a wall,
Turn from that holy glow, turn so slow
And touch a singing-chord off in my soul.
Draw up my mind and body; sick with longing
And stuck fast to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; fold my lucidity
Into illusions of infinity.

 

[unclehobart]

And now unworldly I shall always slough
My bodily form if it's a natural thing,
And find a form of Attic goldsmith's stuff
Thin foils of gold and gold in surfacing
To stop a drowsy King from nodding off
Or sit upon a bough of gold to sing
To lords and madams of Byzantium
Of what is past, or passing, or not run.

 

[Scanty]

Putrtutor is grat.

 

[Nixy]

I luv PT with all that I am cuz PT is SO hot!!!

 

[fury]

PT is th ultimat sux0r of all sux0rrz!

 

[PT]

I luv PT with all that I am cuz PT is SO hot!!!

We have a new leader.

 

[Nixy]

whoo hoo!

The best part is that it's true!

 

[unclehobart]

lick my ass you half pint scum drain bum boil... doo dah... doo dah.

 

[whoreable]

putrtur is th gay. big gay. big big gay.

 

[PT]

lick my ass you half pint scum drain bum boil... doo dah... doo dah.

That's not going to win you any points, Unc. <--No e's

 

[Nixy]

So, I am still winning?

 

[PT]

putrtur is th gay. big gay. big big gay.

And you. What is that? Funny, I think not. You can't just cut words short. Not cool. <--Still no e's

 

[PT]

So, I am still winning?

I'm about to call that now. 1 last try for an original thought.