corny jokes and silly stuff.

[tonksy]

where do you find a no legged dog?
right where you left him.

how do you get holy water?
boil the hell out of it.

what has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
a pool table.

 

[whoreable]

STELLA

 

[Bungi]

ZING!

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A Walk

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea

You've probly heard those before but they were so of the worst I could think of off the top of my head

 

[Sharky]

 

[A.B.Normal]

Wonder how many times he's been pulled over for mooooooving violations.

 

[Mirlyn]

Wonder how many times he's been pulled over for mooooooving violations.

Dunno....but it looks like it'd be a pain to steer.

 

[Dave]

*groan*

 

[Sharky]

 

[Mirlyn]

Giving up already? I've got more where that came from...

 

[tonksy]

what's brown and sticky?
a stick.

how do you get a sweet. little, 80 yr old lady to yell "fuck"?
get another sweet, little, 80 yr old lady to yell "bingo".

what do you get when you cross a penis, a walrus, and a 14 yer old girl?
arrested.

thank you thank you, enjoy the veal...and remember - kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids.

 

[Bungi]

and remember - kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids.

That's funnier than the jokes

 

[Bungi]

How do I make it shrink the pics?

 

[Professur]

Wash it in really hot water.