Inkara1
Well-Known Member
So a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He strikes up a conversation with the lady sitting next to him, and soon finds out she's a professur at the local college.
He asks her, "so what do you teach?"
"Deductive reasoning," she says.
"Deductive reasoning? What's that?"
"I'll show you," she says. "Do you have a lawn mower?"
"Why, yes, yes I do," he says.
"Well, from that I could guess you have a lawn," she says.
"Well... yes, I do have a lawn," he answers.
"And from that, I can tell you probably own a house."
"Yes... I do own a house."
"And so you're probably married with children."
"Yeah, I have two little girls."
"So from that, I can safely say you're heterosexual."
"Why yes, I'm heterosexual."
He's pretty amazed by this whole thing, so after she leaves and another guy takes her spot at the bar, he decides to ask the new guy about it.
First guy: "Hey... ever hear of deductive reasoning?"
Second guy: "No, I've never heard of it. What is it?"
First guy: "Well, here, I'll show you. Do you have a lawn mower?"
Second guy: "No... I don't have one."
First guy: "Fag."
He asks her, "so what do you teach?"
"Deductive reasoning," she says.
"Deductive reasoning? What's that?"
"I'll show you," she says. "Do you have a lawn mower?"
"Why, yes, yes I do," he says.
"Well, from that I could guess you have a lawn," she says.
"Well... yes, I do have a lawn," he answers.
"And from that, I can tell you probably own a house."
"Yes... I do own a house."
"And so you're probably married with children."
"Yeah, I have two little girls."
"So from that, I can safely say you're heterosexual."
"Why yes, I'm heterosexual."
He's pretty amazed by this whole thing, so after she leaves and another guy takes her spot at the bar, he decides to ask the new guy about it.
First guy: "Hey... ever hear of deductive reasoning?"
Second guy: "No, I've never heard of it. What is it?"
First guy: "Well, here, I'll show you. Do you have a lawn mower?"
Second guy: "No... I don't have one."
First guy: "Fag."
i heard that as a boudreaux and thibodaux joke...very cute.
