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An 80-year-old man goes to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor
asks him how hes feeling. The 80-year-old says, Ive never felt better. I now
have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think
about that?
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.I have an
older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a
season. One day, when he was out hunting, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went bang, bang Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?
The 80-year-old said, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into
that beaver.
The doctor replied, My point exactly.
asks him how hes feeling. The 80-year-old says, Ive never felt better. I now
have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think
about that?
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.I have an
older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a
season. One day, when he was out hunting, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went bang, bang Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?
The 80-year-old said, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into
that beaver.
The doctor replied, My point exactly.
