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Dave

Dave

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead ofhis tongue.
-Anonymous

If there are no dogs inHeaven, then when I die I want to go where theywent.
- WillRogers

Don't accept your dog'sadmiration as conclusive evidence that you arewonderful. **
- AnnLanders

There is no psychiatrist inthe world like a puppy licking your face.
- BenWilliams

A dog is the only thing onearth that loves you more than they lovethemselves.
- JoshBillings

The average dog is a nicerperson than the average person.
- AndyRooney

We give dogs time we canspare, space we can spare and love we can spare.And in return, dogs give us their all.It's the best deal man has ever made.
- M.Acklam

Iwonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religiouscult.
- Rita Rudner

Anybody whodoesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
- FranklinP.

If your dog is fat, YOU aren'tgetting enough exercise. **
-Unknown

My dog is worried about theeconomy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 indog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Everconsider what our dogs must think of us?We come backfrom agrocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork,half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunterson earth!
- Anne Tyler

Youcan say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you alookthat says, 'My God, you're right!I never would've thoughtof that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogsare not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can'tcount, try putting three dog biscuits in yourpocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
- PhilPastoret

My goal in life is to beas good of a person as my dog already thinks Iam.
-Unknown
 
And as a Lab owner, you would know Dave. :)

I was just telling my fiance a story this morning about my childhood pet, Tucker. Tucker would find any way possible to escape the backyard to go traipsing the neighborhood. Although not a huge dog, he could scale our 6 foot fence without a problem. (I later figured out that he wasn't neutered and was the casanova of the neighborhood). He would always make it back by dinner.

Anyway, one day I was on the school bus home and saw him about three blocks from my house. I called to him out the window and he followed the bus to the next stop. I asked the driver if he could ride the bus and she said ok, since I was the last stop anyway and it was only a few blocks.

Every day after that, no matter what, that dog would sit at the bus stop waiting for me. The neighbors said that he had great timing; he always arrived no more than 10 minutes before the bus. I guess my dog learned how to tell time.
The only picture I have of he and I, playing in the fall leaves together:

TUCKER.JPG
 
I don't have any more of the dog but I have a couple photoshopped of your bro..."Auntie Em, Auntie Em..." hahaha
 
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