Either put that dead mouse in your mouth, or .....

[Professur]

Gimme a blowjob.

Well ladies, what's it gonna be? This thread brought to you by ... Tonks.

 

[tonksy]

I have no problem with blow jobs
If your wimmin would rather have the dead mouse maybe you should think about a shower to wash the stench of death away.

 

[Inkara1]

It would be nice, to have a blowjob
It would be nice, to have a blowjob
It would be nice, to have a blowjob
It would be nice, to have a blowjob from your mom

 

[Winky]

Heh heh heh this reminds me of when you have
a toddler that is always sticking inappropriate
things in her mouth:

Suzi get that outta yer mouth!

 

[Starya]

Drop yer pants.

 

[Nixy]

Blowjob for sure

 

[Winky]

sry I's is married
and contrary to what Clinton tried to sell
me wedded would consider a BJ SEX!

 

[unclehobart]

Are we talking about a freshly dead mouse or a fetid carcass?

 

[Professur]

Would it really make that much of a difference? The Fear Factor ones were probably well vetted for illness before wiping them out. I figure we're talking probably pet store quality ... for feeding snakes and such.

 

[unclehobart]

How long is the carry time?

 

[Professur]

Let's make it the average length of time for a knob job, just to keep things fair.

 

[unclehobart]

Hell.. I'd probably go one further and just swallow the mouse.

 

[Professur]

Well, it was kinda necessary to spit it into a trough for the points. But ... whatever floats your boat. Vote up.

 

[greenfreak]

I'm a little confused. I need more information before I vote. Who's cock are we talking about here? Some stranger? An animal? I need details.

 

[Professur]

Well we have to keep it balanced. So unless you're on a first name basis with a bunch of soon-to-be-dead mice, it would have to be a stranger's member. Unless you're prefer an animal. Right there with the congealed blood was a pig's penis ( from the root, a little over a foot long)

 

[greenfreak]

Prof, what the hell are you doing here so late? Don't get me wrong, I'm psyched and all. But are you still at work?

 

[Professur]

Yes. Soon to be following those mice into oblivion.

 

[greenfreak]

Damn man. That sucks.


But I voted. Based on your last description, I decided "holding" a mouse in my mouth is preferable to "sucking" someone's or something's cock. There's only one person who gets that privilege.

 

[Professur]

evidently noone's intrigued with sucking the penis of a dead mouse. Go figure.

 

[Starya]

Oy, in the question at hand the alternatives are the mouse and:

Gimme a blowjob.

Don't start changing the rules here.

Of course, to me you are technically a stranger, but people who know ya get an advantage.