Justintime
Guest
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor
there.
Girl: "My father isn't home, but I know what you want and I can
help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father
charges one hundred dollars for his best bull."
Neighbor: "That's not I want."
Girl: "We have a young bull who is just starting out. My father
charges fifty dollars for him."
Neighbor: "That's not I want."
Girl: "We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do
the job. My father charges only ten dollars for him."
Neighbor: "That's not what I want. I came here to see your
father about your brother. Your brother Elmer got my daughter
pregnant."
Girl: "Oh. You'll have to see Daddy about that because I don't
know what he charges for Elmer."
there.
Girl: "My father isn't home, but I know what you want and I can
help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father
charges one hundred dollars for his best bull."
Neighbor: "That's not I want."
Girl: "We have a young bull who is just starting out. My father
charges fifty dollars for him."
Neighbor: "That's not I want."
Girl: "We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do
the job. My father charges only ten dollars for him."
Neighbor: "That's not what I want. I came here to see your
father about your brother. Your brother Elmer got my daughter
pregnant."
Girl: "Oh. You'll have to see Daddy about that because I don't
know what he charges for Elmer."
