Fire escape, blond joke :D

[Justintime]

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket
for them to jump in.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to
survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the
blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen
yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that
you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put
the blanket down, and back away from it...."

 

[Luis G]

 

[AlladinSane]

Justintime,

...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

OMG that was the best part

 

[Justintime]

you're twisted

 

[Jeslek]

Hehe

 

[ris]

my blonde didn't appreciate that. apparently i can forget somehting called 'sex' for a while.

 

[Luis G]

did she tell you to leave your dick there and leave?

 

[ris]

i think if i'd told any more blonde jokes it would have been left there without my say-so