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[Squiggy]

Oven Gets Hot, Woman Gets Shot

Mar 29, 10:39 am ET

SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - A Texas woman heating fish sticks was shot in the leg by a gun that had been stashed in her oven, police said.

Roxanne Perez, 29, was taken to a local hospital where she was in good condition, police said Friday.

They said a friend of hers had hidden the .357 caliber handgun in the stove two weeks earlier without telling her after she told him no guns were allowed in her house.

When Perez heated up the fish sticks she also heated up the gun, which caused several rounds to be fired. One hit her in the leg.

No charges have been filed because the shooting was accidental, police said.

Guess she should be glad it wasn't a wall oven...

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

can't her "friend" be charged with anything?

like being too stupid to live, maybe?

 

[Squiggy]

Dunno...But you won't catch me making fish sticks anymore...

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

I've been telling you for YEARS that they're bad for your health!

 

[Squiggy]

I think its time we enact some oven control laws...

Stupid people...You should ALWAYS assume your oven is loaded...

 

[Rose]

Bummer that she got hurt, yay that it's not serious.

for storing a gun in the oven.

I keep mine in my night stand.

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

oh... but she didn't know it was there, Rose...

her friend hid it there.... good grief... a pity they're both in the gene pool....

 

[A.B.Normal]

I keep mine in my night stand.

But doesn't your Bedroom get HOT too.

 

[A.B.Normal]

oh... but she didn't know it was there, Rose...

her friend hid it there.... good grief... a pity they're both in the gene pool....

The sole reason he hid it there was for the Halibut

 

[Squiggy]

...she keeps fish sticks in her nightstand?

 

[tonksy]

i think my friend would have fish sticks lodged up his nose when i was through with him.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Or a Carp in his ass.

 

[tonksy]

or a severe trouting pardon me, nix.

 

[Oz]

pfft, a gun? I used to know a lass who could cause more physical damage than that just by serving chicken casserole

 

[paul_valaru]

hey, if I got shot in the leg, I would have been hoping mad

 

[tonksy]

i heard she tried for a civil suit but didn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[chcr]

Edit: A 'mater fer tonks and Paul.

 

[Gonz]

... a pity they're both in the gene pool....

 

[BeardofPants]

She didn't use the oven until two weeks had passed? What were they eating in the mean time?

 

[Inkara1]

Probably stuff that you cook on a burner instead of bake.