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[Aunty Em]

... who are feeling inadequate, I'm sure this email I just got can help you...

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... like fuck!

Does ANYONE actually fall for these? ?(

 

[MuFu]

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2.5 inches?!!!! OMG THAT'S NEARLY DOUBLE!!!!

 

[PrincessLissa]

Whoo hoo! You can finaly bottom out that tuna can! Go MuFu!
Just Kidding...

 

[MuFu]

Ha! This is a good one.

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I want it.

A lot of work obviously went into that.

Whoo hoo! You can finaly bottom out that tuna can!

Is that what you call it? I'd keep your personal hygeine problems to yourself if I were you.

MuFu.

 

[PrincessLissa]

I was speaking more of the you screwing the metal cans in the cupboard, but hey...that works.

 

[Oz]

I once got some cream that promised to enlarge my wotsit

It didn't work

But it was good fun rubbing it in!