Goofy Songs

Nixy

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What are some goofy songs?

I like "Chocolate Salty Balls" and "I'm an Asshole"
 
Goofy songs I have ;) -
Piece of Shit Car by Adam Sandler
Penicillin Penny by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show (makes me think of freako104 too :D)
I Got Stoned and I Missed it by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
Sloppy Seconds (Gettin' My Rocks Off) by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
Male Stripper by ?
Pet Names for Genitalia by Tom Green
Scooby Doo Where are you by Weezer
Blame Canada - South Park
You've Got a Friend in Me - Toy Story
 
PUSA! pRESIDENTS OF THE uNITED sTATES OF aMERICA
oOPS CAPS ARE BACKWARDS OWELL

pusa MADE THE BEST GOOFY SONGS EVER!

Little red dune buggy...

They also did the Drew Carry theme song Cleveland Rocks(yeah right)
 
Purple People Eater by Sheb Wooley

Lyrics to Purple People Eater.

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.
(one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater
Sure looks stange to me. (one eye?)

Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me. (one horn?)

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater (we wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
sure looks strange to me.

And then he swung from the tree and lit on the
ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune
(sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom)

Well, bless my soul, rock and roll
flyin' purple people eater.
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple peopleeater.
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me. (purple people?)

And then he went on his way, and then what do
you know. I saw him last night on a TV show.
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in
his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila)
 
Barnes and Barnes- Fish Heads
Napoleon XIV- Theyre Coming to Take me Away
Spike Jones- Der Fuhrers face
Anything Weird Al Yankovic
Frank Zappa- the entire Uncle Meat album
 
fish heads - barnes & barnes
existential blues - tom "t-bone" stenkus
they're coming to take me away - napoleon XIV
no anchovies please - j. giels band
dead puppies - (no idea)
pencil necked geeks - freddy blassie
 
Spot said:
fish heads - barnes & barnes
existential blues - tom "t-bone" stenkus
they're coming to take me away - napoleon XIV
no anchovies please - j. giels band
dead puppies - (no idea)
pencil necked geeks - freddy blassie
I think we have the same Dr Demento CD set.
 
Where's Me Jumper? by the Sultans of Ping FC.

My... brother... knows Karl Marx,
He met him eating mushrooms in the People's Park,
He said "What do you think about my manifesto?"
"I like yer manifesto, now put it to the test-o."

Took it straight down to meet the anarchist's party.
I met a groovy guy, he was arty farty,
He said 'I know a little latin man a cus man a kai'
I said 'I don't know what it means' he said 'neither do I'

Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily,
Fill your nostrils up with gravy.
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee.
Cover your chin in yorkshire toffee.

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper,
Wait a minute... where's me jumper?

It's alright to say things can only get better,
You haven't lost your brand new sweater.
I know I had it on when I had my tea,
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory.
Oh no.

It's alright to say things can only get better,
You haven't lost your brand new sweater.
Pure new wool, and perfect stitches,
Not the type of jumper that makes you itches
Oh no.
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go.

A classic anthem of existential crisis for the early nineties. :)
 
- Any Weird Al Yankovic song ('Amish Paradise' being my favourite)
- Half of the Blink 182 songs (although 'Blowjob' is kind of sad :crying3: :D)
- Southpark - Uncle Fucker
- Tenacious D. - ? <- got some videoclip in which they enter a 'mini-studio' and meet the devil on some road, really weird :D
 
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